{"id":558,"date":"2004-01-07T02:49:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-07T09:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/?p=558"},"modified":"2025-05-07T14:23:39","modified_gmt":"2025-05-07T20:23:39","slug":"never-taste-of-the-fruit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/07\/never-taste-of-the-fruit\/","title":{"rendered":"Never taste of the fruit&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Wow, another post so soon? Yea, well&#8230; that was another resolution of mine&#8230; to write here more often, even if I can&#8217;t write as much as I would like.<br><br>So I found myself in a church yesterday. No, not for any particular religious reason, but for work&#8230; I had to serve one of the counselors there. Now, I haven&#8217;t been in a church in a while&#8230; but I KNOW that they didn&#8217;t use to have bookstores and coffee shops in them. Again, I&#8217;m not a fan of organized religion, but c&#8217;mon! These neon churches are further degrading the spirit of the religion as well! Don&#8217;t they claim the Bible to be the word of God?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041106090316\/http:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/cgi-bin\/bible?passage=matt+21:12-13&amp;KJV_version=yes&amp;language=english\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Matthew 21:12-13<\/a><br>And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves, And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>They outta practice what they preach. But since I have to return there today, I may have to ask the pastor (the one who seemed like he couldn&#8217;t get me out of there fast enough today) what his saviour would say about their buying and selling in the temple. Oh yea, and I think I&#8217;ll need to wear my <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041106090316\/http:\/\/www.dannycarey.org\/goods\/goods.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Danny Carey t-shirt<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Interesting tidbits:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So people are fussing about cancelled flights, but isn&#8217;t that a small price to pay for security? Terrorists aren&#8217;t just scruffy men&#8230; they could be <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041106090316\/http:\/\/www.dailyrecord.co.uk\/news\/content_objectid=13777201_method=full_siteid=89488_headline=-AL-QAEDA-IN-PLOT-TO-BLOW-UP-BA-PLANE-name_page.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">women with C-4 stuffed up their twats<\/a>! &#8220;Smuggling a bomb on to a plane by this method is one of our worst nightmares. 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