{"id":1568,"date":"2026-04-15T14:57:26","date_gmt":"2026-04-15T20:57:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/?p=1568"},"modified":"2026-04-15T14:57:29","modified_gmt":"2026-04-15T20:57:29","slug":"shes-a-sad-tomato","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/2026\/04\/15\/shes-a-sad-tomato\/","title":{"rendered":"She&#8217;s a sad tomato&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I have a problem &#8211; I think I screwed up the tomato seed &#8220;fermenting&#8221; process and killed all the seeds. I usually don&#8217;t do that, but did for the San Marzano seed because they were stickier and slimier than the others and it was a huge mess on the paper towel I had initially collected them on. Everything else is sprouting fine right now, except for the San Marzano. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This brings me to my dilemma &#8211; do I repurpose all the start cells for Brandywine and have them be a bit behind the others or cross my fingers and hope the San Marzano seeds start growing. I&#8217;m leaning towards doing just that &#8211; if I don&#8217;t do it, and they end up not sprouting, that would be 96 plants removed from the giveaway. I&#8217;ll still have the &#8220;seed sushi&#8221; (as my wife started calling it &#8211; the rolled bubblewrap with a layer of soil) experiment with some San Marzano seed in case they do miraculously start growing. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m really disappointed. I was excited to have the San Marzano plants to give away, as many people around here are into canning and those are some of the best for sauces to can. I was also looking forward to making my own sauce from complete scratch and learning to preserve it myself this season. And fresh bruschetta with herbs from the garden is just&#8230; *chef&#8217;s kiss*. I&#8217;ll pick up a few plants from my favorite nursery in the city when we next go, but it won&#8217;t be close to the volume I was planning on growing this season.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Writing this out and having the discussion in my head directed me to the solution &#8211; scrap all the San Marzano cells and replant with Brandywine. I&#8217;ll save the &#8220;sushi roll&#8221; just in case, but I&#8217;ll plan to pick up some plants in the city. I don&#8217;t want to lose close to a hundred plants I could give away because I held out hope for these seeds I probably drowned. It is an extra bit of a downer because I had put so much stock in them this year &#8211; San Marzano was the variety I planted the most of, because of all the requests for sauce tomatoes last season.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And unless I want the current Brandywine babies to have an even bigger head start, I had better get to it&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Song of the day: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ycvJHQUqU1M\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"\">Crush With Eyeliner<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/remhq.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"\">R.E.M.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a problem &#8211; I think I screwed up the tomato seed &#8220;fermenting&#8221; process and killed all the seeds. I usually don&#8217;t do that, but did for the San Marzano seed because they were stickier and slimier than the others and it was a huge mess on the paper towel I had initially collected [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"post_folder":[],"class_list":["post-1568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1568"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1568\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1569,"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1568\/revisions\/1569"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1568"},{"taxonomy":"post_folder","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post_folder?post=1568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}