{"id":1554,"date":"2026-04-07T14:24:08","date_gmt":"2026-04-07T20:24:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/?p=1554"},"modified":"2026-04-07T14:24:10","modified_gmt":"2026-04-07T20:24:10","slug":"lay-me-down-in-sheets-of-linen-you-had-a-busy-day-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/2026\/04\/07\/lay-me-down-in-sheets-of-linen-you-had-a-busy-day-today\/","title":{"rendered":"Lay me down in sheets of linen, you had a busy day today…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Today is a project day – I got what I needed from the hardware store yesterday and need to get all the seeds started, and the last ingredient for my beard oil batch is supposed to be arriving today. It is warm, but a bit overcast today, so I didn’t drag the catgrass outside first thing in the morning and Lucretia is still absolutely loving it.<\/p>\n\n\n

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The grass is all matted in the center from the cats and their collective fat-asses laying in it all the time. But it makes them happy, and Lucretia hasn’t been digging in the other plants since this was introduced to them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Well, Amazon just arrived and that’s my cue…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Song of the day Tiny Dancer<\/a> by Elton John<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Today is a project day – I got what I needed from the hardware store yesterday and need to get all the seeds started, and the last ingredient for my beard oil batch is supposed to be arriving today. It is warm, but a bit overcast today, so I didn’t drag the catgrass outside first […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"post_folder":[],"class_list":["post-1554","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1554","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1554"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1554\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1556,"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1554\/revisions\/1556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1554"},{"taxonomy":"post_folder","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post_folder?post=1554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}