{"id":1456,"date":"2026-01-29T15:42:50","date_gmt":"2026-01-29T22:42:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/?p=1456"},"modified":"2026-01-29T15:42:53","modified_gmt":"2026-01-29T22:42:53","slug":"lets-look-for-the-purple-banana-til-they-put-us-in-the-truck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/2026\/01\/29\/lets-look-for-the-purple-banana-til-they-put-us-in-the-truck\/","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s look for the purple banana &#8217;til they put us in the truck&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Didn&#8217;t feel much like writing today. Not sure why, but just felt off. Probably because with my wife being away, <em>everything<\/em> feels off. I think part of it is that, like Roscoe, I didn&#8217;t have the time to reset after my trip before my wife had to depart, and reintegrating my home routines doesn&#8217;t work properly without her presence. Thankfully she&#8217;ll be back tomorrow, though it will be another late night pickup.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Song of the day: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=aXJhDltzYVQ\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"\">Let&#8217;s Go Crazy<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.prince.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"\">Prince and the Revolution<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Didn&#8217;t feel much like writing today. Not sure why, but just felt off. Probably because with my wife being away, everything feels off. I think part of it is that, like Roscoe, I didn&#8217;t have the time to reset after my trip before my wife had to depart, and reintegrating my home routines doesn&#8217;t work [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"post_folder":[],"class_list":["post-1456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1456"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1456\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1457,"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1456\/revisions\/1457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1456"},{"taxonomy":"post_folder","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post_folder?post=1456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}