{"id":1310,"date":"2025-10-24T15:26:47","date_gmt":"2025-10-24T21:26:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/?p=1310"},"modified":"2025-10-24T15:26:50","modified_gmt":"2025-10-24T21:26:50","slug":"take-my-hand-ill-lead-you-to-the-promised-land","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cultofdarian.com\/blog\/2025\/10\/24\/take-my-hand-ill-lead-you-to-the-promised-land\/","title":{"rendered":"Take my hand, I&#8217;ll lead you to the promised land&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>w c333333333333333333333333333333aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa<br>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa                                        dddddddddddddd ffgggggggggggggggg                                                   z44444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>44444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444433333333333333333333333333333333333333w<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Today&#8217;s guest introduction by Maynard, who really wanted attention and to be on my lap when I sat down to begin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I got the wasp bait finished and outside &#8211; and wasps were already swarming around so hopefully they will jump on it pretty quickly. 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